Im a little sad and lonely recently but still no part of me wishes I had you and im really proud of myself for realising what I deserve.
Why do people try and small talk with me like asking me what my goals are for the future isn’t going to get you in my pants try bringing me kfc lmaooo
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
(Source: classwarfairy)
